Noomi Vs. Rooney

 Funny, both of the names contains a double o... a coincidence? I THINK NOT..

Anyway, after watching the Swedish and the American "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" the biggest question is...  Who did it better? According to my research, most people prefer Noomi, but personally, I would choose Rooney over Noomi anytime, simply because she looks more insane than Noomi and also portrays the role of a "mentally disordered" girl with a slight frame better. After reading the book, Rooney is exactly what I envisioned Salander to look like. Rapace comes of a little bit too strong from what I envisioned, but I think it's because Rapace simply looks older than Rooney.

 And I can see that so many people are whining about Fincher remaking the movie, but come on, what's the big deal? Why are there so many purists and phoney people who roll their eyes everytime there's something "American" coming. Fincher is sticking to his material and the acting performances are fantastic? I think the big problem here is that people are afraid of the exposure Larsson's work is gonna get after Fincher. I mean all the indie/hipster people...


And may I just say I was utterly SHOCKED when I saw how Rooney Mara ACTUALLY looks like?

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 How can you go from this  :

To this

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

And is it just me or does she look like my #idol? 

Perfection

Maturity

Today I woke up with a strong urge to kill myself..

Aaaaah, why does my life have to be so miserable!! I decided to try to look for a new job, since I'm seriously getting tired of my own loser-ish job.

So there I was, sitting and applying jobs and of course finding the "job" folder in my computer, which is filled with all my applications, CVs and stuff. Then it hit me.

 I HAVE SERIOUSLY MATURED IN JUST 5 MONTHS

When I read my CV written earlier this april I was like..... Are you FUCKING kidding me????

Like seriously, I wrote:

 "I'm punctual, and I always come to work at least 10 minutes earlier >insert big smiley<  "

  

  "I'm very focused, and take my job very seriously"  - O RLY?

And my personal favourite,

"I'm super fresh, and you can never tell if I've slept for 10 or 2 hours!"

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! What is this.. I don't even... OMG

It's in these moments you realize how much of a failure you were (are)

And may I just say, that the statement above is completely false, since I have chronic dark circles, and basically always look like someone who just need to go the fuck back to sleep.....

If you don't believe it's physically to fail this much, well...

Here's your proof! *WARNING* This is only funny if you are danish

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